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osbaldwick
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 Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:41 pm Post subject: A joke to brighten up a Monday.... |
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not going to like this. "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mum had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down.  |
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Josh
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well that definitely made me giggle"
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haroldmickmills
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| Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:38 pm Post subject: Women and make up |
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I hate woman who wears stupid amounts of make- up.
My Wife as just the right amount of foundation on her face.
She is buried under the back of the house.
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 Shurrup you! You are awful, but I like you!
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I saw quasimodo in the casino last night playing craps. He rolled the dice down his back. Scored 7 and won everything. I thought :looks: like his hunch paid off: 
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An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker & a Homosexual go to the doctors. Doc says "if any of you indulge 1 more time you'll die". As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked. As they walk along they come upon a cig butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker & says "if u bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"
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