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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: dane cook Reply with quote

PEACE

Peace' is when you would shake the hands of all the people around you. The only reason you knew 'peace' was coming was 'cause the priest would say, 'Peace,' like five times, rapid fire. You'd hear him; he'd be, like, 'And the peaceful disciples said, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord." And he said, "I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye."'

SNACK TIME

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line -- you would jump in the line -- and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry now it is me who does not 'get it' have read it three times and it still does not make sense or strike me as funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: dane cook Reply with quote

eastendersmaniac wrote:
PEACE

Peace' is when you would shake the hands of all the people around you. The only reason you knew 'peace' was coming was 'cause the priest would say, 'Peace,' like five times, rapid fire. You'd hear him; he'd be, like, 'And the peaceful disciples said, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord." And he said, "I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye
SNACK TIME

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line -- you would jump in the line -- and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is absolute nonsense.does anyone understand it Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it makes no sense is dragging up a thread from 3 years ago Rolling Eyes

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