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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: Feel like a woman Reply with quote

dazzlingimage wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jump up frantically and announces,

"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and ask, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

"A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,

"Here, iron this!".

Embarassed


I bet she burnt it or left a crease in it Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just had a policeman at the door. He said "It looks like your wife's been in an accident".
I replied "Yeah I know, but she's got a lovely personality."
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